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This past February, my son came home from his
kindergarten class and informed me that we had six more weeks of winter
to look forward to. He was born in Alaska, thus he naturally said it
with some amount of excitement: “Just six more weeks, Dad!” I hadn’t the
heart to spoil his Groundhog’s Day.
Not a full five days after the second of February, it
was snowing like crazy in the Mat-Su Valley and the notion of spring
seemed as remote as philanthropy at a Get Rich Quick seminar. In the
middle of that forty-eight-hour storm, my friend Greg Thomas sent me a
photo of a beautiful rainbow trout he’d caught the evening before on the
Madison River. He lives in the mountains of western Montana, not a place
known for balmy winters, so I didn’t mind his good cheer. There are
friends I flat refuse to speak to after early November, when the last of
the Kenai Peninsula steelhead fishing dries up (or as the case may be,
ices over). One is Captain Bruce Chard, a Florida Keys flats guide who
thinks 65 degrees Fahrenheit warrants wool socks and a beanie. The other
is Jake Jordan, a man entirely too sedulous when it comes to keeping in
touch.
Cut to Super Bowl Sunday: My wife and I stayed home
to watch the Patriots win again, primarily because it was too damn cold
to travel anywhere else. The next day Greg called with what he thought
to be an interesting story. It seems he and his wife had journeyed to
Missoula to watch the game with friends and to show off their new baby
girl. On the way, he had to stop at a highway turnout so little Tate
could be fed, and rather than conduct himself with even a shred of
dignity during the delay, Greg strung up the four-weight he had along
and slunk down to the river that paralleled the road. In two casts, he
caught a pair of nice westslope cutts. I begged him not to send
photographs.
He did anyway. And in the following weeks the photos
began to pile up like the winter white outside my door. First a pair of
solid browns taken on Greg’s Incredible Egg and a promise that he’d
broken off the really big one. Next was another rainbow, this time
accompanied by a hint to check out his apparel in the picture—no gloves,
no jacket, no stocking hat. What I noticed first, however, was the lack
of ice.
I tried to take solace in reading, paging through
back issues of Fish Alaska and planning a season’s worth of fishing. At
night, I forced myself to only think sunny thoughts, and only about fish
that could be caught in Alaska. Then I grabbed the spring copy of Gray’s
Sporting Journal and found a four-page photo spread of Bruce railing a
giant tarpon in the Keys. Literally that very day I opened my inbox to
find an e-mail from Jake, now in Guatemala chasing sailfish. By the time
I went to pick up my boy from school that afternoon, I had serious
issues with the quality of education he was receiving.
Somehow, I made it through the shortest month with no
overt complications and have now traversed the length of March sans the
need for a major overhaul to the personal conduct department. It’s April
and for the first time since I stood in an October downpour on the
Anchor River, I’m thinking seriously about fishing in the Last Frontier.
Still, as I look outside my window or peer hopefully
through the extended weather forecast, I’m not convinced we’ve reached
anything that my out-of-state friends might regard as good fishing
weather. Maybe that’s why Alaskans traditionally refer to breakup and
not spring. For up here, if it’s sunshine and seventy degrees you’re
waiting on, the time you get to spend streamside is going to be severely
limited. Heck, July is enough of a crapshoot weather-wise; against that,
April is downright forbidding. Instead, we figure if the ice is out and
the steelhead have begun to arrive, well, then, fishing is at least
possible, if not particularly comfortable. And after a winter in the Far
North, possible is good enough.
To tell the truth, I kind of admire the
weather-impervious traits of the Alaska angling fraternity, and since
he’s now six, I suppose it’s time I begin to teach my son these things,
before he starts to believe in anything Punxsutawney Phil has to say. To
fish in Alaska, all he really needs to know is this: Frozen fingers—like
frozen toes—can be thawed. Wet bodies can be warmed and dried. But
despite all manner of wind, rain, or snow, fish can’t be caught without
leaving the house.
—Troy Letherman
Editor
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